Lance Armstrong -- banned substances found
Thanks to Tom Schuckman!!!

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.  In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items during a body cavity search which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...