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Why Muslim Terrorists Want to Commit Suicide
Thanks to Tom Schuckman!!!

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.  Let's see now...

No Jesus

No Christmas

No chocolate chip cookies

No Wal*mart

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball, football, basketball, hockey, or golf

No tailgate parties

No Hooters

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks


No gumbo or jambalaya

Rags for clothes and towels for hats

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower



More than one mother-in-law!!

You can't shave.  Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

No Victoria's Secret...

Your bride is picked by someone else.  She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.


Then they tell you that when you die it gets better!  I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

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