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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now...
No Jesus
No Christmas
No chocolate chip cookies
No Wal*mart
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball, football, basketball, hockey, or golf
No tailgate parties
No Hooters
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
NO BEER!!!
No gumbo or jambalaya
Rags for clothes and towels for hats
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
MORE THAN ONE WIFE!!
NO BEER!!!
More than one mother-in-law!!
You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
No Victoria's Secret...
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
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Then they tell you that when you die it gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here? |
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