There is a dangerous virus being passed
electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called
Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK
from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO
NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private
If you should come into contact with WORK put
your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the
antidote known as Work Insulator Neutralizer Extractor (WINE).
quickest acting WINE type is
called Swift Hitting Infiltrator Remove All Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is
only available for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is
Cheapest Available System Killer (CASK). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life. This virus is DEADLY
(Destroys Every Available Decent Living Youngster).
6-14-05: After extensive testing, it has been concluded
that Best Equivalent Extractor Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for
WINE but may require a more generous application.