Cold Enough Fer Ya?
Thanks to Jim Hoth!!

60 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

50 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Eagle River sunbathe.

40 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:

Distilled water freezes.
The water in Lake Wissota thickens.

20 above zero:

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:

People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

10 below zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero: (-459.67°F)

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Wisconsin start saying... "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:

Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late.

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