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Alien Attack!!
Thanks to Jean Zisman!!

The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain  himself, "there's good news and bad news."

"Oh no," muttered the President. "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

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http://dnatureofdtrain.fuzzyworld3.com/stuff3/e25.html posted 12/17/2003 by Mark W. Hintz
Last modified 9/13/2007