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Neighbor: "Is this the FBI?" FBI: "Yes. What do you want?" Neighbor: "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." FBI: "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open evry piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Neighbor: "Hey Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" Billy Bob: "Yeah!" Neighbor: "Did they chop your firewood?" Billy Bob: "Yep." Neighbor: "Merry Christmas Buddy!" |
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